August 5, 2015
For immediate release
Contact: Adam Fogle, email@example.com
COLUMBIA, S.C. – Local communications specialist and occasional internet commenter Adam Fogle on Wednesday announced that his girlfriend of nearly five months, Amy Naughton of Chapin, was in fact a great influence on his life and someone with whom he thoroughly enjoys spending much of his free time.
“She’s incredible,” Fogle wrote in a statement to himself. “Amy has changed my life in all the good ways and none of the bad. Her love is perhaps the most remarkable and astounding circumstance that has yet occurred in my three decades of life.”
When asked what the future holds for the idyllic couple, Fogle played coy. “We’ll see,” he said. “I never make plans that far ahead.”